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Sometimes Cait says weird stuff to me before we go to sleep

• Cait: I could flick your diaphragm and break you in half.
• Cait: You don't even know nothing.
• Cait: At least my face is smarter than your dumb foot.
• Cait: I have been welding you some robot arms while you are sleeping.
• Cait: I woke up this morning and you were eating a cantaloupe with a spoon. I put it there.
• Cait: I built a computer when I was two out of Cheese-its.
• Cait: I think she should move out and live on the curb. Or maybe I should. Or maybe we should all just stay in one place.
• Cait: WRONG. plus or minus nine. absolute value. O sorry I was speaking in ten dimensions, dumby.